The Bunnington Post

The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens

  • British mud season

    Snarf. Ten months of mud stretching ahead of us. I should invest in some Wellingtons…

  • Delivery for Delores

    Is that a box from matches.com?!

  • A Bink fix

    Rite. Mereckons i”s time we sor’ed Bink’s Cloakin’ Device one ‘n fer all. Ah’ve ‘ad enuff a’ lookin’ a’ me mate all sad ‘n depressed ova dis ‘ere faul’y device ‘n poor cussemer service from Bunnifrey. Make a grown geezerbun cry lookin’ a’ ‘im, been fru a lot, ‘as Bink, is abaht time ‘e ‘ad…

  • Strictly a mess

    We need to get some Kaninhop training in. C’mon Haas! Damn. Ah wos ‘avin’ a nice ole time playin’ wif da Cloakin’ Device, orrite?! sigh… Oh Haas… Aim, accelerate and then hopp hopppphopppp, not right, then left and wallop… It’s not supposed to be a waltz… It’s Kaninhop, not Strictly! Try again, OK? Ok, let’s…

  • Beats a garden gnome…

    Now then Haas, we must start thinking about what we’re going to do with the country mansion this summer. I think we could do with some new garden ornaments, what do you think? DANGER! Mefinks da wife is finkin’ of gettin’ a garden gnome… No accountin’ fer taste… Ah reckon da best tactic is ter…

  • Exposed: sizeist fashion

    I’ve had so many responses from readers after my last post exposing the shocking conditions in Britain’s changing rooms, it’s heartening to hear how many of you are cheering me on in my quest to improve once and for all the fashion experience in this country. Big bottomed ladies have had enough! Don’t put up…

  • Bigger dressing rooms, please

    Ladies, I cannot tell you how excited I am at the thought of going shopping as soon as my royalties payment arrives this month! Have I got my eye on a Lanvin dress or sixteen… Of course, I do expect my dear servants at Harrods and the like to have done something about the appallingly…

  • Can’t choose

    Oooh, I do find breakfast time sooooo stressful, I mostly can’t cope. It’s the choice you see, too much choice! Bink! Bink, you must choose for me. Carrot, parsnip, celery… Or parsnip, carrot, celery… Maybe she wants celery, then carrot, followed by parsnip? Parsnip… I can’t watch this, the suspense is killing me! Say Bink,…

  • Trousers up!

    My dear fashionista followers and I have been getting very excited about S/S 2011 collections arriving in shops imminently. Begone, dregs of the January sales! If we had wanted those camel peg leg chino experiments, we’d have bought them by New Year’s Eve, I thank you, Zara. So to those of you who are still…

  • Hang on…

    Ah. Delores is being collected for her daily massage and cuddle session. Ladies first, and all that. Hang on, oi! What’s this? That’s my waiter from back home… Are we going home? Now they’re collecting Haas and Katrijn… Katrijn having a cuddle with the manager of the spa. So long, and thanks for all the…

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