The Bunnington Post

The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens

  • Want my waiter!

    Oi, waitress. Where’s da wai’er? ‘aven” seen ‘im aroun’ in days like, mereckons yer ‘idin’ ‘im som’where, rite… Eh? Wot’s ‘e doin’ in France, da place is full of frogs yeah, ‘ardly a stimula’in’ environnement fer a wai’er, if yer ‘xcuse me french. Sen’ ‘im mah way when ye’v foun’ ‘im, Ah’ve go’ a spesh…

  • Saint Delores

    Yes, you read it here first, I am a Saint. And I’m not even dead yet! You see, Ben is so impressed with my miraculous influence on the world – outbreaks of adoration, happiness and world peace and stuff – that he felt he could sanctify me while I’m still firing on all six .44…

  • Conspiracy of the Bottae

    Ahm sure dis is a consepirressy of da bum. Mah lovely Katrijn ‘ides da good stuff under da bum fluffy arse she ben bless’d wif. She’s arreddy got da advan’age of ‘avin’ da beard ter ‘ide sprigs o’ hay in ‘n all, nah she’s also takin’ bottae-efficiency lessons from Delores. I feel your pain, Haas…

  • I will not

    I will not vacate my hutch to go to my secret destination until Lillibet’s helicoptre gets here. I don’t care if Bink chose to travel cattle class to our mansion. I’d like to travel the four feet in royal style as befits my status. And can I have my poo tray back please? My .44…

  • Dress of the century

    Let’s see what all the fuss is about. I do know about dresses you know! What’s this ‘dress of the century’ the press has been raving about? The one that’s going to be ‘the most copied dress’ of the 21st century’? The ‘most speculated-about dress since 1981’? The ‘timeless classic’, the ‘modern meets tradition’ dress…

  • Royal Wedding?

  • Artsy fartsy Anton

    Much as Ah like da man, Anton does go overboard sumwha’ on da art of takin’ mah piccure mereckons. Ah mean, why do Ah ‘ave ter be Mr Pink? Delores dun’ want ter be Mr Orange eivva. She’s a girl anyways. Poor Bink… Pink baske’. Jus’ wrong. Be”a. Stick ter black ‘n whi’e! Sor’ of…

  • Carrots!

    Have them cleaned and brought to my hutch!

  • Photo shoot

    Oooh, I do secretly enjoy these periodical shoots to update my portfolio. Keep the fans happy. And it’s always so nice to see Anton Corbijn, he does a great carrot cake. There’s definitely an art to it, though. In this one I look like I’ve got ears coming out of my arse! Here we have…

  • Easter? So 2010…

    Oh, it’s that yearly Cadbury’s marketing bonanza again, here we go with all the inane Easter Bunny questions again: 1. No, the Easter Bunny doesn’t exist. Sorry. 2. Yes, a bunny is for life, not just for Easter. 3. No, I don’t like chocolate 4. Yes, that beautiful bum can be achieved on a chocolate-less…

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