Conspiracy of the Bottae

Ahm sure dis is a consepirressy of da bum. Mah lovely Katrijn ‘ides da good stuff under da bum fluffy arse she ben bless’d wif.

She’s arreddy got da advan’age of ‘avin’ da beard ter ‘ide sprigs o’ hay in ‘n all, nah she’s also takin’ bottae-efficiency lessons from Delores.

I feel your pain, Haas…

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