The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Celebun welfare: diet top 5
Rabbit Awareness Week reporting by Bink Contrary to reports in the red top segment of the press, we are actually a very easily pleased bunch when it comes to diet. That said, this does not mean you can shove anything our way and we’ll be OK, because the Celebun digestive system is a delicate affair…
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Celebun welfare: Top 5
Rabbit Awareness Week reporting by Dr Delores As you will appreciate, we Celebuns are high maintenance in the welfare department, despite our generously laid-back attitude to life overall. We see our role as that of mentors of novice bun fans, the Obi-Bun Kenobi’s of the blogosphere, keepers of world peace, and confidantes of the great,…
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Sunday chillin’ at Marmalade’s
Tasty breakfast – check. At 11 years of age we’re getting on a bit but I still can smell the good stuff… My adored Coffee to snuggle up to – check Isn’t she adorable? Not to mention silky soft, warm in winter, playful, patient and my tender nurse when my eyes hurt. She is the…
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DYI brekkers
What is this?! Are we supposed to get it out ourselves? Like this? Gizza munch, waitress… ORRITE then!
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Marmalade’s Tardis mail
Hmm, yes… I see, now then… Ah. Send breakfast by mail. … It had a mail function didn’t it? Hmm… Tardis. Been a while since I sent anything by Tardis. Snarf. Shouldn’t have chewed up the manual really, that wasn’t such a good idea. Access photographic memory… There: “Place mail item in Tardis. Shout: Fantastic!/Allons-y!/Geronimo!…
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Size 2-0
I don’t normally divulge such intimate details such as my measurements, but I am making an exception today. As you know, I am a firm believer in the social responsibilities that come with celebrity, and as such I am acutely aware of my contribution to a better world as a lagomorph role model. So, today…
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Earsay
There is a vicious rumour going round that I have had an earjob. I would like to go on record that I have not. I am naturally blessed with one black, and one white ear, as any professional Harlequin bun will. Don’t believe everything you ear in the press!
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Spooning
Hmmmaaahhh… Katrijn me pe’al, is dis da life or wot…? Promise me one fink me sweet darlin’ fluffbum… Don” stick yer icy feet under mine in win’er, orrite!
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Far out!
Whoa, potent stuff, dandelion beer, I’m seeing all kinds of outlandish stuff… Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…! Groovy… I’d swear a pink fluorescent bolt has descended from the sky… Pink dumbell… That’s ridiculous… I don’t do exercise… Messes up my mane… Oooooooooooooooooh, my mane, hee heeeee… ticklish! Stop nuzzling it… Heehhoooohahhahh! Is that a pink bolt I see? With……
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Grassy paparazzi
Haas. HAAS! There’s a pap in the grass. Let me rephrase that: there’s a paparazzo trampling all over my breakfast. Is nothing sacred anymore?! Eviden’ly not, me luv’ly!
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