Want my waiter!

Oi, waitress. Where’s da wai’er? ‘aven” seen ‘im aroun’ in days like, mereckons yer ‘idin’ ‘im som’where, rite…

Eh? Wot’s ‘e doin’ in France, da place is full of frogs yeah, ‘ardly a stimula’in’ environnement fer a wai’er, if yer ‘xcuse me french.

Sen’ ‘im mah way when ye’v foun’ ‘im, Ah’ve go’ a spesh delivery fer ‘im. Nice ‘n round ‘n lots of ’em, though not quite .44 calibre, nosebumps on da ‘ouse.

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