Oi, waitress. Where’s da wai’er? ‘aven” seen ‘im aroun’ in days like, mereckons yer ‘idin’ ‘im som’where, rite…
Eh? Wot’s ‘e doin’ in France, da place is full of frogs yeah, ‘ardly a stimula’in’ environnement fer a wai’er, if yer ‘xcuse me french.
Sen’ ‘im mah way when ye’v foun’ ‘im, Ah’ve go’ a spesh delivery fer ‘im. Nice ‘n round ‘n lots of ’em, though not quite .44 calibre, nosebumps on da ‘ouse.
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