Photo shoot

Oooh, I do secretly enjoy these periodical shoots to update my portfolio. Keep the fans happy. And it’s always so nice to see Anton Corbijn, he does a great carrot cake.

There’s definitely an art to it, though. In this one I look like I’ve got ears coming out of my arse!

Here we have a case of Anton possibly being distracted by Delores gracefully draping herself in the grass behind me.

Better:

I know which side is my best, can you guess?

or:

This is my Renee Zellweger pose: you pretend there’s something on the carpet behind you to show off your arse:

Binki-wan-Kenobi taught her well:

She calls me her muse, bless her chubby cheeks!

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