The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Upheaval
HAAS! Look what they’ve done to our beautiful garden! Ah know… Ah can’t bear ter wotch it mesel’… Look at da state of da place! Ah blame da badly dressed Tory rabble pers’nally, ‘s all goin’ ter da dogs ‘roun’ ‘ere!
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Bye bye!
And so it is that after ten days of insightful journalism from Flopsy, Tia and Mitzi we have said our goodbyes for now. So long, and thanks for all the chats!
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Chatter
…honestly Katrijn, I marched right out again and I said to Flops, if they give me such bad service at Costa I am just going to go to Starbucks, I said it’s not like Costa coffee grouts are the only kind in the world, you know what I mean? Seersly ‘trijn, the attitude I was…
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Pool
Tia. Hm? What do you think of the size of the swimming pool in this place? Dunno. Bit small, maybe?
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Sisters
Mitz. Mitzi… MITZ! Hm? Your ear. Can’t sleep. Too hot. Snarf
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Flopsy’s Spots
… So what do you put on yours then? Well, coffee grouts work well, you get that deep black you want, plus it’s nourishing for the under coat I have discovered. Oooh, interesting, I might give that a go on my darker ones. I don’t really have black spots, they are more a dark mottled…
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The Bottae Inspector
Yes, dear fans, even our guest editors have to meet our strict bottae criteria in order to be accepted into the news room of the BP. Think of it as the medical footballers go through before their multimillion transfers are agreed: we all know you’ve got the goods, we just want you to bare ’em.…
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Mitzi’s cheeks
Several letters have arrived in our postbag complimenting me on my amazing cheeks. Let me tell you how valuable these cheeks are in my job. Of course taste plays the most important part in reviewing restaurants, and my cheeks are a significant aid there. Their pronounced roundness creates extra space for taste to develop and…
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Katrijn does product testing
Ooh, Mitzi has sent me a culinary product to test for bunfriendliness. She must be inundated with delicious things to test! I’m going to take my responsibilities very seriously. Where’s my checklist? – appearance: peculiar, but interesting. Haven’t seen one like this before! – smell: very enticing. In fact, it’s driving me nuts! – chewiness:…
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Guest Editors
The Bunnington Post proudly announces the arrival of three guest editors in our newsroom: Flopsy, Mitzi and Tia. Flopsy, who has a long track record commenting on wildlife affairs, said upon arrival ‘I have always wanted to do a stint as a guest editor, but so far, my commitments have kept me from making my…
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