The Bunnington Post

The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens

  • Haas Consultancy Ltd

    Orrite Jot, Fanks fer ge’in’ in touch. I ‘ave received yer le’er wiv in’erest. It seems yew ‘ave quite a problem ter deal wiv, let me give yew some expert advice. Yeah, Ah’d say yer da whiffy, ‘airy type, but Ah can tell yer also da frien’ly sort. Ah finks da problem’s no’ you, i’s…

  • Dear Editor: Jot

    Dear Editor, Is Haas available for executive coaching, and if so, what are his rates? I am a struggling dog who is underperforming in the cross-species dating department and I would like to learn how to catch up with a hare which has been frequenting my garden. It keeps me awake at night that I…

  • I want to be alone

    I don’t want to leave my hutch. Go away, waiter! What do you mean, I’m not entertaining you today? I told you I wasn’t in the mood…

  • Who is this?

    Yep, indeed. It’s… … … … … Bink the Boozer!

  • Clear the airwaves

    Yes, so I’m barely off the phone to a bawling James fearing for his inheritance and it’s Rupert phoning for a whine and a sob. So I said, Rupe my dear, you can phone me anytime for a chat but you have to know that your peeps have hacked Haas’s iPhone so efficiently the device…

  • Phone Hacking

    Dis ‘ere is me gorgeous wife, rite. Ah know she needs pretectin’ cos of ‘er voicemail bein’ ‘acked into by some eejit NoW journo an’ she’s ben very upse’ abaht it all. If it wazzen’ fer da fone ‘ackin’ biz no-one would know abaht ‘er mane problems, ‘er spats with Delores and ‘er eatin’ disorder.…

  • Bored

    Another day in the office

  • Weighty news

    Oh, evil day! Once again we were dragged off to the vet’s on a perfectly good play-outside-all-day day to be prodded and poked, and our right to dignity violated as usual. It’s amazing what these people get away with under the pretext of looking out for our health. So. We are pleased to report to…

  • Tidy

    These are for later. Bink’s favourite chew toy, neatly arranged for immediate deployment. I happen to think being a home maker is as glamourous a profession as my day job, being a famous media personality!

  • Bottae Beautician

    Yesterday it was time for an emergency appointment with my Bottae Beautician for some long overdue shapely arse pampering. I’d really let myself go in the last week or two, what with our guest editors to look after, and then that traumatic refurbishment at the weekend. My poor bum section really suffered the consequences of…

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