Category: Katrijn
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Dr Katrijn will see you now
My dear friends, It has been a crazy summer so far and I have missed you all. You can probably imagine how busy it has been, what with hopeless mental patients such as David, Boris and Theresa on my books, and now the diplomatic-marital crisis of Jeremy H to treat. I have also had an…
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Mrs May gives up
Good afternoon, Professor Katrijn’s Bunstructive-Developmental Clinic for the Democratically Deluded, Politically Preposterous and Celebritially Challenged, how may I direct your call? … I am afraid Dr Katrijn is in an emergency call with another client right now, may I ask her to ring you as soon as she is free? … I see- … Unfortunately I…
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A brief interruption
Like Hillary Clinton, I stick to a rigorous nap schedule in order to preserve my grande dame fabulousness. However, when duty calls I will graciously rise to the occasion. Quite literally. Snorgles, dahlings.
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A serene spring scene
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#WheresWaiter
He’s done a runner again, hasn’t he? No waiter since Sunday. Yeah. Looks like i’, mah pe’al. Who abducted him this time?
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RANSOM NOTE
PE’AL! Ah bun can” even ‘ave a quiet’ poo dese days wifaht a dellivvery yeah Look a’ i’, if i’ ain” a ransom no’e fer da wai’er Oooh, about time I should think. What do they say? WHAT? Seriously? A waiter doing science, never mind hardcore? Outrageous. He can’t even serve a carrot in the…
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silence
anything? noffin’, mah pe’al. should we be worried? only if we sen’ David Davis ter negoterra’e. No ransom demand, nothing at all? jus’ an email ‘e snuck out ter say ‘e is being’ trea’ed well. ooooH Haas… will we see our waiter ever again?! aww pe’al, ‘sok, ‘ere,…
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Japanese spies
Oooh, what is this? Hmmm… Let’s have a look Clicketiclick et voilà. What have we here? Huh… Umm, it can’t be… Noooo…? Haas! Increased activity from Japan. Stats don’t lie – look, this is suspicious! Wot?? How? Where? Here – look. It’s coming from their synchrotron facility, see? Massive peak. Dangerous things those, I don’t…
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The flexible concept of Kale O’Clock
Right. The lavish 4am brekkers service yesterday was surprising but welcome, even if a little on the early side, and Haas was still in his boudoir enjoying his early morning nap. Still, we demolish kale at any time of day, so in we tucked. By 10am we became suspicious that the post brekkers snack was…
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A nonlinear response
Professor Katrijn finally diagnoses PM May with what ails her, and it ain’t pretty
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