Category: Haas
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‘ave cake, ea’ cake
Haas the rabbit is aghast when he realises Brexit will adversely impact the availability of his favourite celery and decides to do something about it
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29 March 2019: we predict a riot
Therapist Dr Katrijn PhD gives Theresa May a piece of her mind on citizen’s rights post Brexit
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Lagomorph Brexit Manifesto
Buns against Brexit: Haas and Katrijn set out their manifesto
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Yes, Mrs May
housin’ is an issue in da UK, ORRITE. wakey wakey Prime Minister! plen’y of peeps wifaht sui’erbel accommerdashiun in dis day an’ age, yeah. We don” all ge’ ter live in a manshiun like mah wife an mesel’ How’s abaht ge”in’ yer bottae in gear an’ becomin’ almos’ like a human? Be”er la’e than neva…
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The year the music stopped
According to our diagnostics we spent 53% of the current calendar year being angry. We also spent 7% being happy and the rest of the time we were heartbroken about things. It has truly been the year when the music stopped. Everybody can rattle off names of famous people who didn’t get to see all…
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Scandal! Betrayal! Infidelity!
A shocking discovery was made when innocently flicking through holiday snaps taken by our staff. Waiter was photographed while snorgling a long-tailed, short-eared wabbit. Furthermore, waitress was seen fraternising with a dog who was not @pawsatthekerb Fletcher. Her feeble excuse? “She followed me around and she was really friendly and happy to see me every day”.…
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A word of warning
So. We have had an unauthorised absence involving not one, but both of our members of staff in recent weeks. Although we had the benefit and pleasure of bossing around Frappe and Latte’s staff for near on two weeks, it is the principle that matters. One does not abandon a lagomorph without due consideration for…
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Wotcher
Too busy ter talk, orrite We ‘ave stuff goin’ down ‘ere like yer wouldn” believe La’ers
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Letter to 2016
Dear 2016, What is going on with you? It’s only July and we’re bloody exhausted. What are you up to, giving terrorists a platform, allowing despots to rule, letting refugees drown in droves, closing borders and fuelling hate? The stuff you have been dreaming up belongs in the sphere of fantasy, in movie scripts and…
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Overheard at brekkers
Katrijn mah pe’al. Yes, Haas? Ah finks da Brexi’ Paranoia medicashiun ahr waitress is takin’ is workin’, like. Really? How so? She’s smellin’ da roses an’ feedin’ me rose pe’als fer brekkers. That’s nice, dear.
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