Category: Haas
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Obituary: Haas
Haas, Bunstructioneer extraordinaire best known for his tunnelling prowess and astute political commentary, died suddenly at the age of 11 earlier this month. As a youngster, Haas fell in with the wrong crowd in Banbury, Oxfordshire, a national hotspot for lagomorph delinquency with worryingly high reoffending rates that continue to spiral out of control under…
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Goodbye, dear Haas
Haas 2007 – 2nd May 2018
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A serene spring scene
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#WheresWaiter
He’s done a runner again, hasn’t he? No waiter since Sunday. Yeah. Looks like i’, mah pe’al. Who abducted him this time?
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RANSOM NOTE
PE’AL! Ah bun can” even ‘ave a quiet’ poo dese days wifaht a dellivvery yeah Look a’ i’, if i’ ain” a ransom no’e fer da wai’er Oooh, about time I should think. What do they say? WHAT? Seriously? A waiter doing science, never mind hardcore? Outrageous. He can’t even serve a carrot in the…
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silence
anything? noffin’, mah pe’al. should we be worried? only if we sen’ David Davis ter negoterra’e. No ransom demand, nothing at all? jus’ an email ‘e snuck out ter say ‘e is being’ trea’ed well. ooooH Haas… will we see our waiter ever again?! aww pe’al, ‘sok, ‘ere,…
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Japanese spies
Oooh, what is this? Hmmm… Let’s have a look Clicketiclick et voilà. What have we here? Huh… Umm, it can’t be… Noooo…? Haas! Increased activity from Japan. Stats don’t lie – look, this is suspicious! Wot?? How? Where? Here – look. It’s coming from their synchrotron facility, see? Massive peak. Dangerous things those, I don’t…
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The flexible concept of Kale O’Clock
Right. The lavish 4am brekkers service yesterday was surprising but welcome, even if a little on the early side, and Haas was still in his boudoir enjoying his early morning nap. Still, we demolish kale at any time of day, so in we tucked. By 10am we became suspicious that the post brekkers snack was…
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Time to get frisky
Spring is comin’ yeah Sunnin’ mahsel’… Chasin’ da wife… Yeayeayea, we’re getting’ a room ORRITE Wot yer all doin’ fer spring?
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A nonlinear response
Professor Katrijn finally diagnoses PM May with what ails her, and it ain’t pretty
The Bunnington Post 