A serene spring scene

#WheresWaiter

He’s done a runner again, hasn’t he? No waiter since Sunday. Yeah. Looks like i’, mah pe’al. Who abducted him … More

PE’AL! Ah bun can” even ‘ave a quiet’ poo dese days wifaht a dellivvery yeah Look a’ i’, if i’ … More

anything? noffin’, mah pe’al. should we be worried? only if we sen’ David Davis ter negoterra’e. … More

Oooh, what is this? Hmmm… Let’s have a look Clicketiclick et voilà. What have we here? Huh… Umm, it can’t … More

Right. The lavish 4am brekkers service yesterday was surprising but welcome, even if a little on the early side, and … More

Spring is comin’ yeah Sunnin’ mahsel’… Chasin’ da wife… Yeayeayea, we’re getting’ a room ORRITE Wot yer all doin’ fer … More

Professor Katrijn finally diagnoses PM May with what ails her, and it ain’t pretty

Haas the rabbit is aghast when he realises Brexit will adversely impact the availability of his favourite celery and decides to do something about it

Therapist Dr Katrijn PhD gives Theresa May a piece of her mind on citizen’s rights post Brexit