#WheresWaiter

He’s done a runner again, hasn’t he? No waiter since Sunday. Yeah. Looks like i’, mah pe’al. Who abducted him … More

RANSOM NOTE

PE’AL! Ah bun can” even ‘ave a quiet’ poo dese days wifaht a dellivvery yeah Look a’ i’, if i’ … More

silence

anything?   noffin’, mah pe’al.   should we be worried?   only if we sen’ David Davis ter negoterra’e.   … More

Japanese spies

Oooh, what is this? Hmmm… Let’s have a look Clicketiclick et voilà. What have we here? Huh… Umm, it can’t … More

Time to get frisky

Spring is comin’ yeah Sunnin’ mahsel’… Chasin’ da wife… Yeayeayea, we’re getting’ a room ORRITE Wot yer all doin’ fer … More