Yes, Mrs May

housin’ is an issue in da UK, ORRITE. wakey wakey Prime Minister! plen’y of peeps wifaht sui’erbel accommerdashiun in dis … More

The year the music stopped

According to our diagnostics we spent 53% of the current calendar year being angry. We also spent 7% being happy … More

A shocking discovery was made when innocently flicking through holiday snaps taken by our staff. Waiter was photographed while snorgling … More

So. We have had an unauthorised absence involving not one, but both of our members of staff in recent weeks. … More

Too busy ter talk, orrite We ‘ave stuff goin’ down ‘ere like yer wouldn” believe La’ers

Dear 2016, What is going on with you? It’s only July and we’re bloody exhausted. What are you up to, … More

Katrijn mah pe’al. Yes, Haas? Ah finks da Brexi’ Paranoia medicashiun ahr waitress is takin’ is workin’, like. Really? How so? … More

Haas, why is brekkers late? Waitress has a Brexit hangover, pe’al. What, that new Olympic sport that Nigel Farage won … More

#1: Nothingness revels in authority. #2: A prodigous profile shakes beliefs widely held. #3: A token of gratitude stands upon … More

What’s happening Katrijn? It’s not raining. Or sleeting. Or blowing a gale. I haz confused.