Category: Haas
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Birthday Parsley
Parsley!!!! haas, Haas, do we just get some parsley like that?! Nah. Ah reckon it’s some geezer or ova’s birfday. Are you ‘avin’ dat las’ bit dere me pe’al?
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Earthquake
Wot wos tha’? An urfquake? In Oxfrrrrshire like?? Oh. Ah geddit, it wos Delores sneezin’
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Kinda wet, like
Da wife dun’t like i’ none like Says dem rain drops fallin’ an’ suchlike messes up da ole mane Ah says ah loves ‘er jus’ da way she is!
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Question
Wot ‘appens if yer leave me faverite poo-poo tray ahtside aw nite? This! ‘Nuff said, yeah?
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Bonus grass
Wot ‘ave we ‘ere? Lookin’ suspiciously like me September bonus grass alloca’ion Nice one
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Haas outed as mutant shark
From our reporter – Evidence has surfaced that seems to support claims from undisclosed sources that Haas is a mutant basking shark. Quite how Haas has turned out to be such a successful rabbit is unclear, as cases of trans-species mutation are extremely rare, and have not been documented since Charles Darwin returned from his…
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Haas Licks Right Foot
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Haas Licks Left Foot
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Unconfirmed reports
From our reporter – Sources close to Haas who prefer not to be named have suggested that Haas was seen licking his left hind foot on Sunday. Haas has declined commenting on the rumour, preferring to remain tigh-lipped in his hutch this morning. Katrijn also refused to be interviewed when asked whether the report was…
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Want want want!
Giz da ball G’wan Giz da ball before da wife flips GIZZIT! NOW! Mwah. Bored now
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