Ah lost me iFone in da garden

‘trijn me lovely wife, ‘aven’ seen me iFone in days. Gizza ‘and findin’ it wouldya me sweetpea?

Ah remember takin’ a call from Ed Milliband on Fursday rite afta we go’ back from da vet. We was playin’ on da box, rite abou’ ‘ere.

An’ ‘ere.

An’ ‘ere…

An’ ‘ere fer a bi’ as well.

Ahm no’ goin’ ter find i’ again am Ah… Me nex’ fone is goin’ ter be a Tardis.

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