The Bunnington Post

Category: Delores

  • The TMF Munch Scale

    Our roving reporter, Mitzi, has sent in some pre-approved treats for us to enjoy. She sent us the following report: The contents of this bag are a mix of biscuits of varying shapes and flavours, meeting multi-bun preferences and tastes while remaining suitably attractive. Crunchiness and crumbliness both score high on the TMF (TiaMitziFlopsy) Munch…

  • A bum spa

    In my quest to lead the field in bum pampering, your intrepid reporter, moi, will stop at nothing to test the latest advancements in bottae beauty treatments. I have reported for an experimental bum cleansing treatment at my waitress’s personal spa to find out more about the so-called ‘shower’, so you don’t have to, my…

  • Delores gets dressed

  • I want to be alone

    I don’t want to leave my hutch. Go away, waiter! What do you mean, I’m not entertaining you today? I told you I wasn’t in the mood…

  • Bored

    Another day in the office

  • Weighty news

    Oh, evil day! Once again we were dragged off to the vet’s on a perfectly good play-outside-all-day day to be prodded and poked, and our right to dignity violated as usual. It’s amazing what these people get away with under the pretext of looking out for our health. So. We are pleased to report to…

  • Tidy

    These are for later. Bink’s favourite chew toy, neatly arranged for immediate deployment. I happen to think being a home maker is as glamourous a profession as my day job, being a famous media personality!

  • Bottae Beautician

    Yesterday it was time for an emergency appointment with my Bottae Beautician for some long overdue shapely arse pampering. I’d really let myself go in the last week or two, what with our guest editors to look after, and then that traumatic refurbishment at the weekend. My poor bum section really suffered the consequences of…

  • The Bottae Inspector

    Yes, dear fans, even our guest editors have to meet our strict bottae criteria in order to be accepted into the news room of the BP. Think of it as the medical footballers go through before their multimillion transfers are agreed: we all know you’ve got the goods, we just want you to bare ’em.…

  • Apple twigs

    Our Uncle Antony is very into Apple. He’s even lost more iPhones than Haas… Anyway, generous as he is Uncle A saved us some leftover Apple twigs. I guess he’s done tweeting or something!