The Bunnington Post

Category: Delores

  • Carrot Appreciation Day 2012

    Here at the Bunnington Post Carrot Appreciation Day 2012 was off to a strong start at 7am with the traditional carrot processing competition. It is an event the Newsroom spend every day training for throughout the entire year. A gruelling training schedule worthly of an Olympic athlete ensures all contestants meet the strict entry requirements…

  • We’re back!

    Yes darlings, as you can see from the incredulous look on my pampered face, we’ve just returned from a mah-vel-lous week in our very exclusive spa resort for some well-earned treats and treatments. So relaxed was I after a week for top-notch brekkers and dinners, daily massages and above all, a break from the paps…

  • Sack the waitress!

    I have a mind to sack her once and for all. It was brought to my attention by the Black Cat that my waiting staff have neglected to look after my wardrobe as per my very clear instructions. The prosecution enters Exhibit A: Now, my waitress immediately burst into tears and confessed to all. And…

  • Balmy breakfast

    Compared to our continental cousins we’re having a cosy few days here in the Oxfordshire Mountain Range. It was a positively balmy morning today, with a very mild and pleasant -10 at breakfast a 7:30am. Spring is in the air! The birds are out in force chirping their feathered little heads off, surely we’ll see…

  • -14

    Darling fans! I assure you we are quite comfortable in our mansion. Who cares that it was -14 last night? Look: Although the drinks cabinet somewhat suffered, as the waiter forgot to move the booze to a cosier spot inside… snarf As you can see, I’m quite content with my lovely spot at the window,…

  • The Lady pays a visit

    Poor me. Those bottae-cleansing sessions in the servants’ ‘spa’ seem to have become a weekly thing now. Really I don’t see why we have to bother, except of course that if I’m honest, I do like the clean feeling afterwards and things are generally more pleasant in the under-tail-regions now. As an added bonus I…

  • A disastrous week

    Dearest darlings! Apologies for the radio silence since last week’s confirmation of Bouffe’s health and disposition. It has been a traumatic few days for us all, but you’ll be pleased to hear we are all alive and well. Saturday: Katrijn was forced to endure blustery winds while playing in the country mansion. The resulting outcome…

  • 2012 style advice

    Yes my dears, by popular demand, here is my slightly belated – apologies darlings! – style advice for 2012. I do wonder if the world of fashion deserves my genius, because despite my best endeavours, I still see scores of UGGly footwear on those dainty feet. When will those lovelies learn that it does not…

  • Delores on Sunday

    Get dressed. Sunday = LBD with train, darling! Stylish, stylish, stylish. Go for walk. Show off those curves under the guise of wholesome outdoorsiness! Tuck into lunch. Nothing beats a salad which is growing right under your nose!

  • Nosebumps from Delores

    Nosebumps and soft-focus cuddles to all my fans!