The Bunnington Post

Category: Delores

  • Breakfast most pleasant

    Thank you, I think I shall indeed have breakfast in the morning room. Please iron my newspaper for me, I should like to read up on the Comprehensive Spending Review. Poor old boy, George O.!  Just a little misguided at times, but what do you expect, he’s only been in the job for five months. Shouldn’t…

  • How do I miss thee

                    Delores my lovely wife: How do I miss thee? Let me count the ways. I miss thee to the depth and breadth and height of our empty hutch My Soul can reach, it hurts so much for the empty corner that is your space. I miss thee…

  • Tentative frolick

    My poor Delores. She’s clearly feeling under the weather still! She has to stay in the house while she recovers from her colonic ordeal. I’m glad she came out to play for a bit in the sunshine though, we had a nice cuddle and a few affectionate nose bumps. I do miss her in the…

  • Colonic Irrigation

    Well. What can I say? My two-day sojourn in Oxfordshire’s “hottest colonic irrigation clinic” was nowhere near as glamorous as their website suggests. Instead of the expected relaxing daily massages, aromatherapy and maybe a nice pedicure thrown in, I ended up with an IV drip in my ear in a rather basic room. I ended up…

  • Equipment maintenance is everything

    I’ve been receiving some questions from fellow diggers across the globe – from Chile to Witney to Michigan. It seems I am not the only pro in the field which is heartening, since I don’t get that much in the way of support from my Bink or even Haas. Re. Gozer’s traction problem, I’ve analysed…

  • Dear Editor: Traction

    Dear Editor, Does Delores offer technical support by correspondence? I have a persistent problem with traction during my digging activities in Michigan and have noticed such problems are a rarity in Oxfordshire. I think my problem is best illustrated by some recent footage. Sincerely, Gozer the Destructor Michigan, US

  • Obsessive Compulsive Digging Disorder

    Am I addicted to digging?

  • Dear Editor: By George!

    Dear Editor, By George does Delores know how to dig! Good for you old gal. Do you remember your dear friend from back in the day Delores? It’s me, George! I can see you haven’t lost your stripes just yet, hee hee hee, I know how you got yours… Well, I guess it’s nice to…

  • Pipe memory test

    Bink Bink, come quickly, it’s a pipe test! I am sure we remember which is which, yes? This one is for going in. Yep, I was right, it goes in. Just as I thought. You coming Bink? In here! Ooh, Bink! It’s really quite an agreeable box! Hmm… We could put the poo-poo tray here…

  • New digs

    I am soooo excited about my and Bink’s new love nest… he’s ever so affectionate and cuddly, my Bink, and he deserves a new hideout to share with me after all he’s been trough with his Cloaking Device Debacle. I just can’t wait to get to work every day after brekkers. He’s been very supportive…