Thank you, I think I shall indeed have breakfast in the morning room. Please iron my newspaper for me, I should like to read up on the Comprehensive Spending Review.
Poor old boy, George O.! Just a little misguided at times, but what do you expect, he’s only been in the job for five months. Shouldn’t have lied on his CV, it’s all coming out now about not being very good at maths in school.
Perhaps I’ll chew through the phone line today. It’s only a matter of time before Dear Delores will be called upon to sort out the worst of the mess…
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