Category: Bunny posts
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The State of the Lawn address 2010
Madame Katrijn, vice-president Bink, distinguished dwellers of the rabbit hutches and fellow garden users, The state of the lawn is appalling. We are finishing a difficult winter. We have come through a difficult year. But a new spring is coming, and a new year stretches before us. We won’t dig up the lawn. I won’t…
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Spoon, much missed
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Katrijn makes up her mind
Ooooh here we go, it’s that time again… Never quite know what to think, really, to be honest, more or less. She does this every morning, I know that, and it all seems quite above board, but still, one can never be quite sure. Best go downstairs for a bit and let him deal with…
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Illegal immigrants
Reuters – Reports from rural Oxfordshire suggest a rise in illegal immigrants, due to a momentary let-up in the cold winter weather. Packs of grey squirrels have been spotted stealing bird food in the area. Residents have taken to the streets to demand that steps are taken to prevent a further influx of Sciurus carolinensis.…
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In which Bink reveals his true self
Bink, the Silent Secret Super Hero (SSSH) used the cover of darkness to shadow Delores as she moved around the hutch in search of food. He knew she had a strong instinct to hunt down the treasure, which was what he was of course after himself. You had to know these things, and knowledge came…
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Marmalade and Coffee try the humble parsnip
“Psssssst, Marm! Marmalade! Marmie!! Do you have one of those white things, looks like carrot, smells not like carrot? ” Marmalade got up from his hothot and jumped down to the lounge, where breakfast had been served. It looked like a good selection, although he did not care much for the random manner the treats had…
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In which Haas blags breakfast
Ow’ite darlin’, nice day for it innit? Go on then, gizza carrot, there ya go, nice one. I do like me carrot in the mornin’, yes I do. Ain’t nuffink as sa’isfactory as a nice ole carrot for me brekkie, is wha’ I fink. Cor, ain’t this one a beau’y, would ya look at that.…
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In which Marmalade reduces his carbon footprint
Of course, no-one had ever heard of carbon footprints in Marmalade’s day, but one has to keep up with the world in order to be a responsible global citizen. The recent frost and snow has of course been seriously hampering digging activity, but is also seen by scientists as proof that climate is changing. Permafrost, it doesn’t bear…
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In which Coffee teaches a willow ball who’s boss
What have we here…? What? Defenceless? That is no excuse for being in my hutch. Who said you were allowed in here? There. So you how do you like that, hm? Throw you down the stairs just because I can. Who’s in charge now, eh? Ooh, that looks remarkably like a piece of carrot. Where was…
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In which Marmalade discovers the benefits of the hothot
Marmalade knew it was going to be a chilly night. Possibly minus 3.7832 Celcius like that night in 2002 when as a youngster he had spent the night trying to dig his way out of the hutch. It wasn’t until first light that he realised chewing would have been the better option, but by then,…
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