In which Haas blags breakfast

Ow’ite darlin’, nice day for it innit? Go on then, gizza carrot, there ya go, nice one. I do like me carrot in the mornin’, yes I do.

Ain’t nuffink as sa’isfactory as a nice ole carrot for me brekkie, is wha’ I fink.

Cor, ain’t this one a beau’y, would ya look at that. All nice and orange ‘n all, nice aftertaste too. Ya gotta apprecia’e ya carrot.

I’m a one-bun Carrot Appreciation Society me, ha ha ha!

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