Illegal immigrants

Reuters – Reports from rural Oxfordshire suggest a rise in illegal immigrants, due to a momentary let-up in the cold winter weather. Packs of grey squirrels have been spotted stealing bird food in the area.

Residents have taken to the streets to demand that steps are taken to prevent a further influx of Sciurus carolinensis. Security measures being taken include foot patrols by Haas and covert surveillance and intelligence gathering by Bink.

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