Category: Bouffe
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How to care for a rabbit with head tilt
Bouffe is doing well, headtilt or no headtilt. If you have been Googling rabbit + headtilt because you are going through the same with your rabbit, maybe what we have learned is of help. But first… Concerned? Go see the vet. Now First off, let me emphasise that I am not a vet. I want…
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Bouffe Exclusive: My Headtilt Story
BOUFFE REVEALS THE TRUTH BEHIND HIS HEADTILT ORDEAL – “My world was turned upside down overnight. I owe everything to kale” His publicist sweeps into the room in an undisclosed location enveloped in a cloud of Eau de Bouffe aftershave, and apologises for keeping us waiting for over three hours. Picking off small flecks of…
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How to train your waitress, Part II
So, mes amis. Time for an educational interlude. Recently I identified some developmental needs in my waitress. She is a slow learner, as we have already established, so I was prepared for a long battle ahead. Waitress training, phase 1 I tried nudging her ankles, she bent down to give me a noserub, but nothing…
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Continental Blowtorch fashion
Bouffe talks us through his Continental Blowtorch outfit
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Bouffe baffles boffins
From our reporter Scientists at MIT continue to be intrigued by Bouffe’s dexterity and nimbleness after successfully adjusting to his severe head tilt. Unexplained achievements have been recorded in a controlled environment designed to map the effects of living at a 90 degree angle with 15% of the body while 85% continues to function level…
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Bouffe’s head tilt shuffle
Alors mes amis, you’ve been kind enough to keep asking me how I have been. Well, while the truth is I am having trouble remembering the glory days when I had the ladies chasing me to lavish their attentions on me, things are not too bad. I get to beat up a vet once every…
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Uppy eared
Alors mes chers amis, As you can see I have been very busy lately. Running one’s own consultancy means a lot of responsibility when it comes to innovation, experimentation and self-improvement. Alors. I have decided to pursue my life-long dream of becoming an uppy-eared rabbit. The reason is that uppy eared rabbits seem more popular with the…
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Noisy eating contest: Coffee vs Bouffe
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The bruiser brothers
Eh bien, cher cousin Neville. How’s the jaw doing? What, this? ’tis but a scratch. Ha! Well. I know how it got there though. Really. You should see the other guy… He did look a little peaky when you were done with him. Can’t say I minded your company that night… It was good wasn’t it? Team…
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Ear it here
So, now the rest of the world knows: we had Mandela’s ear. Outed by some stressed sculptors! So much for our famous discretion… Mandela statue: Row over rabbit in Nelson’s ear
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