Category: Bink
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OBinktuary
Bunnington Post founding editor and celebun adviser to the stars Bink has died after suffering a short illness. Bink, who hailed from the planet Bunnifrey, the lesser known twin of the Timelord planet Gallifrey was best known for his ability to evade detection in the dark and time travelling without the aid of a Tardis.…
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Goodbye dear Bink
Bink’s last afternoon Munching on clover Cuddles from Delores Favourite treats Tired and taking a tumble Bink’s last portrait Bink 27 September 2003-15 September 2011 Adored companion of Spoon (d. 23 December 2008) and Delores Much missed by many more
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My darling Bink
My darling Bink… Look at the state of him! This e.Cuniculi-thingy is twisting him around, and I do not mean in the ’round my little finger’ sense of the phrase. I am very worried. At first it was quite funny that he would fall over every time I unleashed my vigorous grooming technique on him.…
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Breakfast at Bink’s
Today’s selection includes parsnip, broccoli, celery and fennel as well as a yummy dose of Panacur, Baytril and that lovely treat, penicillin. Because he’s worth it!
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X-ray ears
My darling Bink… We feared he’d been arrested yesterday. He was taken away – I was not allowed to come with him, despite my vigorous protestations – and he texted me half an hour later he was being fingerprinted and about to have his ear x-rayed. His ear x-rayed?! Then, another 45 minutes later he…
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Bink’s tilt
Dear friends! Many thanks for your kind wishes. I am well. A bit dizzy… Of course caused by being dragged off to the vet’s and all that fuss, I am sure of it. He makes my head tilt! I’m enjoying my hay and my dark green veggies. I have my afternoon treats, very nice. It’s…
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Finished the grass…
Weakling grass! Grows too slow for celebuns living in the fast lane. Gimme hay any day!
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Beach ball bears the brunt
I am very upset. My poor Bink is not well. He has been to the vet a few times but he keeps falling over… He’s about as cheerful as always, is my darling Bink, but he’s getting a bit scared running around and playing because he ends up on his side a lot of the…
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The TMF Munch Scale
Our roving reporter, Mitzi, has sent in some pre-approved treats for us to enjoy. She sent us the following report: The contents of this bag are a mix of biscuits of varying shapes and flavours, meeting multi-bun preferences and tastes while remaining suitably attractive. Crunchiness and crumbliness both score high on the TMF (TiaMitziFlopsy) Munch…
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Walrus