The year the music stopped

According to our diagnostics we spent 53% of the current calendar year being angry. We also spent 7% being happy … More

Check your airbags

The US presidential elections are going to be Brexit-style a car crash. No matter which one wins, one half of the … More

A shocking discovery was made when innocently flicking through holiday snaps taken by our staff. Waiter was photographed while snorgling … More

So. We have had an unauthorised absence involving not one, but both of our members of staff in recent weeks. … More

Dear 2016, What is going on with you? It’s only July and we’re bloody exhausted. What are you up to, … More

You humans are complicated. Why do you do the things you do to each other? Sometimes I am speechless. When … More

#1: Nothingness revels in authority. #2: A prodigous profile shakes beliefs widely held. #3: A token of gratitude stands upon … More

My waiter has disappeared. I wait by the door for his return but I have not seen him for two … More

Strictly subject to IP, copyright law, data protection, Trade Marks and T&Cs which we will invent and enforce through whichever … More