The Bunnington Post

Tag: SSSH

  • I’ll have what she’s having

    Lately not been feeling too perky.  My food just doesn’t seem to taste as good.  It’s nothing to do with the service or anything, although I did like the winter menu better than the current summer selection.  More stodgy stuff and more, well, more.  Volume matters you know. Ooh, funny tummy…  have a lie-down methinks.…

  • How to rumble an invisible bun

    Fight over dinner.  Easy.  Evidence: Loud smacking and slurping Food disappearing Being shoved by a furry nose And then afterwards, a warm presence cuddling up to my left, growing heavier by the minute, contented sighs and finally, snoring.

  • Pin up

    Shame I’m invisible.  I’m sure I’d look exceedingly cute in this picture. *sigh*. Hazard of the job I suppose… The world will never know how handsome I actually am.

  • The wee bun

    Nothing is quite as refreshing as weeing on the lawn.  There’s something about the smell of damp grass that is inspirational.  Still, got to be considerate and find a quiet spot so as not to make a mess. Ooh!  What’s that?  A poltergeist on the lawn!!  Whole pieces of carrot being lifted into the air…

  • Congestion

    Pompompom, I do like a bit of pipe action, yes I do.  You never know, you might find something to eat halfway down, or on the other side. Always worth investigating, right? What’s that sniffing my arse?  Can’t see a thing.  Hard work you know, living with a Secret Invisible Super Bun, or whatever breed…

  • Pesky paps (5)

    Excellent day for a SSSH to work on his surveillance skills, Bink thought. First, equipment maintenance.  Making sure the camouflage stays in good nick. Cleanliness is of the upmost importance. What was that?  Something moved at seven o’clock.  Morning or night, he could not distinguish, but definitely seven o’clock. Damn.  A pap.  The worst way…

  • In which Bink reveals his true self

    Bink, the Silent Secret Super Hero (SSSH) used the cover of darkness to shadow Delores as she moved around the hutch in search of food.  He knew she had a strong instinct to hunt down the treasure, which was what he was of course after himself.  You had to know these things, and knowledge came…