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  • Haas stars in new movie

    Exclusive Haas, the celebrity geezerbun of Bunnington Post fame has launched his movie career by taking the lead in an online movie which is hotly tipped to give blockbusters like Avatar and Titanic a run for their money in the box office stakes. The Bunnington Post can exclusively reveal that Haas has completed filming in…

  • Just hanging

    Busy day. I like hanging with waitress.

  • Carrot Appreciation Day 2012

    Here at the Bunnington Post Carrot Appreciation Day 2012 was off to a strong start at 7am with the traditional carrot processing competition. It is an event the Newsroom spend every day training for throughout the entire year. A gruelling training schedule worthly of an Olympic athlete ensures all contestants meet the strict entry requirements…

  • Upstairs downstairs

    Me upstairs. Waitress downstairs.

  • Head of the family

    So. Waiter away on trip gathering carrots 5,000 miles away. Calls it research. Waitress left working double shifts. So far, so timely carrot-kale-celery-greens-hay-cuddles-treats. Must assume manly role at head of table.

  • The Easter Egg Project

    Haas. Haas… Haas! I think the waitress has twigged that we’re busy hiding eggs… Oops.

  • Ho, Sarko!

    [see below for translation – ed.] Oueh…. Qui ça? … Mais qui est à l’appareil?! … Hein? Quel Nicolas? Connais pas du Nicolas. … … Arrête, Nicolas. Vas-y, tais-toi. Ne pleure pas. Tu es M. le Président. Ça n’ira pas. … Les élections. … Qui, je t’ai vu à la télé. Pire encore, je t’ai…

  • Dear Editor: Llandruidion

    Dear amigos Bunnington Post! I am Boo. Last week your waiting staff, I guarded them. Staying on my farm they were! Guard my druid farm do I, consequently guard your staff I did. I am Alpaca! I say ni! at those who pass. Is part of guarding farm to say ni! Alpaca of Ni. However,…

  • We’re back!

    Yes darlings, as you can see from the incredulous look on my pampered face, we’ve just returned from a mah-vel-lous week in our very exclusive spa resort for some well-earned treats and treatments. So relaxed was I after a week for top-notch brekkers and dinners, daily massages and above all, a break from the paps…

  • Exposed: Hay Scandal

    Appalling hay service. I like hay. I want my hay served to me where I am. On the sofa. On the door mat. Under the vegetable dispenser [the fridge – ed.]. On the antique blue chair. Under the table. On my roof. Not just in the hay rack in my home. Help myself I will.