The Bunnington Post

Tag: rabbit

  • A snow binky

  • Sunday service

    Waitress! I’d like my brekkers in my new favourite spot. A bit bored with going all the way into the kitchen to nosebump your ankles each morning. I’m not here to work!

  • Oh well

    The crow’s nest looks a little uninviting to me. Perhaps the grass doesn’t need eating after all today…

  • BAFFLED Labs Plc

    I am in business. Now that I have given up my French passport for good and turned down Vlad’s dodgy Russian one – who wants to be a Russian Lop anyway?! – it is time to announce my new venture to the world: BAFFLED Labs Plc Lagomorphonics in the Fast Lane Together with my friends Haas and…

  • Claim your free month before midnight!

    Indeed, it is not too late, order before midnight* and you can still get your hands on your personal copy of the Official Bunnington Post 2013 Calendar and get January 2014 – completely free! Be the envy of your friends and family and get your personal copy of the Official Bunnington Post 2013 calendar now!…

  • The Christmas TMF Treat

    Phoar, K’trijn, look a’ dat! Is da annual Tia-Mitzi-Flopsy Chrimbo treat, feast yer lovely eyes on dat! Shame abaht dem veg spoilin’ mah view Ah’ll ‘ave a Chrimbo tree trea’, yum… fanks Flops! Oooh, are those peanuts? Peanut oil does wonders for my mane. Strengthens the follicles so it stands up to wind better! How…

  • Bouffe’s méthode française

    Eh bien, what have we here? It is a food game? For greedy eaters? Qui aiment bouffer?!

  • Dr Katrijn Ph.D

    Oooh, you must be wondering why I have been a bit quiet on the reporting front lately. Yesyes, I have certainly received your fanmail asking for more! And no, reports of my retirement from the BP are exaggerated. Well, I can now reveal all, which is that I have been very busy with my research…

  • Risk assessment

    I could go up the stairs. Not allowed I could jump on the sofa. Forbidden I could disconnect the phone. Deeply unappreciated by waiter and waitress I could sit on the dining room table. Frowned upon I could bunstruct the laundry basket Upsets waiting staff I could redecorate the bathroom with loo paper. Total bathroom…

  • Four more ears

    Barack is fortunate that I didn’t insist on Romney using my mane stylist. Really Haas, I’m not exaggerating, that boy owes me.