Tag: rabbit
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Rabbitting on with a headtilt
It has been nearly eighteen months since Bouffe acquired a headtilt. After the initial upset and steep learning curve we all adjusted within weeks to the new way of seeing things – at an angle. Bouffe is doing just fine and is rabbitting on with joy, perhaps because he has more privileges than before! Freerange…
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Praise be the Original Bun!
Guest editor Expresso explains the role of The Original Bun in waitress training While I and my dear friend Latte languish in bunny boarding as a result of my entire waitstaff – all two of them! at the same time! – going off on a round-the-world trip, I ponder what went wrong in their training.…
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Cold War II
Dave, ma’e. If Gorby texts ter say a new Col’ War is on da books, take da man seersly, yeah. ‘e ended da las’ one while you were still tryin’ ter control yer testosterone levels by pullin’ pafe’ic pranks at da Bullin’don Club wif yer measly ma’es. An’ while we’re on da topic: A cold…
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Paparazzi Poo
Da downsize of da NATO summi’, yeah, is da ineviterbel influx of iffy photo journos lookin’ fer a nice slebri’y pap snap ter flog on da side. Ah can” even ‘ave a poo in peace a’ da momen’ wifou’ bein’ snapped Look a’ da disgus’ on mah Katrijn’s fluffy face nuff said snarf
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How to care for a rabbit with head tilt
Bouffe is doing well, headtilt or no headtilt. If you have been Googling rabbit + headtilt because you are going through the same with your rabbit, maybe what we have learned is of help. But first… Concerned? Go see the vet. Now First off, let me emphasise that I am not a vet. I want…
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How to train your waitress, Part II
So, mes amis. Time for an educational interlude. Recently I identified some developmental needs in my waitress. She is a slow learner, as we have already established, so I was prepared for a long battle ahead. Waitress training, phase 1 I tried nudging her ankles, she bent down to give me a noserub, but nothing…
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Continental Blowtorch fashion
Bouffe talks us through his Continental Blowtorch outfit
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Putin’s Poroshenko problem
ORRITE, Puters? […] Yeah, Ahll ‘ave ter keep i’ shor’ Vlad, on accoun’ of da wife no’ likin’ me talkin’ ter you ma’e. […] Nah, i’s’s no’ abaht us goin’ thru our bi-curious phase togevva an’ she da jealous type. I”s da fact dat you are a Russian dicta’or wot makes ‘er umconfor’able. Yeah? An’…
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Bouffe’s head tilt shuffle
Alors mes amis, you’ve been kind enough to keep asking me how I have been. Well, while the truth is I am having trouble remembering the glory days when I had the ladies chasing me to lavish their attentions on me, things are not too bad. I get to beat up a vet once every…
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Katrijn versus the storm
ring-ring… ring-ring… Man’s voice Storms-R-Us, this is your friendly local Weather God speaking, my name is Bob Thunder, how may I help you today? Katrijn Bob. Bob Katrijn, is that you? Katrijn Bob. Bob Katrijn, please speak up, there is a lot of background noise. Katrijn BOB. I have a category 3 thunderstorm here that…
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