Tag: Katrijn
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Admin Assistance
Ooh, what have we here? Looks a lot like a bank statement. Don’t like the look of that, oh no, not me. It rattles… Eeek! Well, what do you expect from the bean couters?! Eh? Treats inside? Really? Let’s have a look then shall we… Ahem. Haas, darling? Leave some for me?
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Brekkers
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Doppler bun
Cheers for the extra-large run. Gotta go now, byeeeeeeeeeeee
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Cuddle fest
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Ransom demands
HaasHaas! Tell him more carrot, less broccoli at breakfast from now on or the lawn gets it!
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To moult or not to moult
Oooh, I don’t know… Shall I get rid of the extensions, Snog, Marry Avoid-style? I mean, I do like my mane, it makes me into who I am, and I do think that it has a very welcome slimming effect. Married life is not good for the waistline, you know. Lots of work, too, keeping…
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This Much I Know: Katrijn
The Lionhead, 2, on marriage, football and super spies Broccoli tastes vile first thing in the morning but the experience improves as the day wears on. Baffling, really. Marriage is bad for interior decorating. Haas is such a romantic soul, digging me a new tunnel every day but his toilet habits are disgusting. Plus he…
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Choice and Control
From our reporter – Discerning buns are demanding more choice and control over breakfast. Personalisation of meals and individual menus are just a few of the changes rabbits in England can expect under the new government concordat, Putting Rabbits First. Rabbits have rapidly become the companion of choice for many people fed up with scooping…
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Sniff off!
Paps in the hutch at lunchtime. How much does a bun have to put up with in this place? Sniff off!!
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The wee bun
Nothing is quite as refreshing as weeing on the lawn. There’s something about the smell of damp grass that is inspirational. Still, got to be considerate and find a quiet spot so as not to make a mess. Ooh! What’s that? A poltergeist on the lawn!! Whole pieces of carrot being lifted into the air…
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