Tag: bunny
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Tips for keeping the hoomin home
So we successfully started a pandemic back in 2019/20 with a view to getting more quality time at home with the hooms. It’s fair to say that campaign exceeded out wildest dreams, with lockdowns and restrictions delivering the goods and then some in the snorgle/treat stakes. Lockdown = happy bunnehs. There are reports of hoomins…
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Why I am permanently miffed about Brexit
You will know me as the miffed miffy of Twitter on the topic of Brexit. My wisdom on the topic is often sought and not just by my unfortunate patients. I’m feeling generous today, so here are just 10 of the reasons I have had my miff on permanently since 24th June 2016: 1.…
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I bring zen
Please adopt me! If you do, I will bring good chi/kudos/mojo* and especially eternal bunny love to you and your family. Maybe your neighbours too. Definitely to your garden, although I am too laid back to dig these days. I would just look very, very good in it. I like sunning myself, and peeking out…
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Now hiring waiter and/or waitress!
In today’s exclusive, Haas interviews his great-great-great uncle’s cousin twice removed Sven, who with his wife Maisie runs a training consultancy for helpless humans. Currently operating from Brooklands Bunny Boarding in leafy Surrey, Sven and Maisie are looking to grow their business in innovative ways. Haas: So, Sven. How’s the Surrey branch of the family…
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My waiter is over the ocean
My waiter has disappeared. I wait by the door for his return but I have not seen him for two days. Also, he normally uses the front door, but that is not the point. The point is to publish dramatic pictures of my suffering to at least induce guilt, if not the hasty purchase of…
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Goodbye, dear Expresso
Bunnington Post guest editor Expresso, known for his astute observations of human-lagomorph relations and equal rights campaigns in later life, passed away peacefully last month. Starting out in life as a builder with his own blossoming bunstruction company, Expresso met the recently bereaved Coffee while working on a project, and moved in with her soon after…
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Hail, Romans
As the waiter grrrrrmbled this morning while serving brekkers, on a day like this it is not difficult to see why the Romans quit Britain in disgust.
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Not fazed. Nope
I’ll take your Hoover and raise you three sticky cecotropes trod into your short shag rug and left overnight.
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Haas makes major archaeological discovery
++++++Breaking news++++++ While on his summer dig, Haas has made a major archaeological discovery, thought to date back to prehistoric times. We have an unconfirmed report that police have cordoned off the area to protect the site from paparazzi and tourists while a team from the Ashmolean Museum carries out a forensic excavation. Katrijn was…
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Praise be the Original Bun!
Guest editor Expresso explains the role of The Original Bun in waitress training While I and my dear friend Latte languish in bunny boarding as a result of my entire waitstaff – all two of them! at the same time! – going off on a round-the-world trip, I ponder what went wrong in their training.…
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