The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Coffee and Marmalade investigate
It was not a bad day for an investigation. It had been raining, but not the torrential downpour that had been forecast. Slightly muddy conditions are a welcome aid to digging efforts of course. The practicalities of keeping the hothot clean when one had a muddy underside could be dealt with later, was Marmalade’s view.…
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Marmalade and Coffee try the humble parsnip
“Psssssst, Marm! Marmalade! Marmie!! Do you have one of those white things, looks like carrot, smells not like carrot? ” Marmalade got up from his hothot and jumped down to the lounge, where breakfast had been served. It looked like a good selection, although he did not care much for the random manner the treats had…
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In which Haas blags breakfast
Ow’ite darlin’, nice day for it innit? Go on then, gizza carrot, there ya go, nice one. I do like me carrot in the mornin’, yes I do. Ain’t nuffink as sa’isfactory as a nice ole carrot for me brekkie, is wha’ I fink. Cor, ain’t this one a beau’y, would ya look at that.…
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In which Marmalade reduces his carbon footprint
Of course, no-one had ever heard of carbon footprints in Marmalade’s day, but one has to keep up with the world in order to be a responsible global citizen. The recent frost and snow has of course been seriously hampering digging activity, but is also seen by scientists as proof that climate is changing. Permafrost, it doesn’t bear…
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In which Coffee teaches a willow ball who’s boss
What have we here…? What? Defenceless? That is no excuse for being in my hutch. Who said you were allowed in here? There. So you how do you like that, hm? Throw you down the stairs just because I can. Who’s in charge now, eh? Ooh, that looks remarkably like a piece of carrot. Where was…
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In which Marmalade discovers the benefits of the hothot
Marmalade knew it was going to be a chilly night. Possibly minus 3.7832 Celcius like that night in 2002 when as a youngster he had spent the night trying to dig his way out of the hutch. It wasn’t until first light that he realised chewing would have been the better option, but by then,…
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