The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Coffee and Marmalade visit each other
Hellooooo… Marmalade! Marmalade! Marmie! Marmalade? Are you upstairs Marmie? Hm. Where could she be? The hay in front of the food bowl was still warm and Coffee-shaped, so he was definitely in the right place. Coffee? Are you there lassie?
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Coffee vs willow ball
What is it with these insolent willow balls?! Getting in my way when I am just going about my business. Slow learners, are we?!
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Marmalade and Coffee smell!
Good grief. What is happening here? Are we moving house again? This is all very inconvenient, in the middle of Marmalade’s afternoon stroll! Ah, there is Coffee. She doesn’t seem too happy either. Oh, she is going to sort things out. Good for her. Mmmm, smells nice, why would you possibly want to bin all…
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Delores vs Coffee: the woodchips are down
Who are you? More to the point, who are you, and what are you doing in my garden?! And stop staring at my fella, he’s mine. Well, excuse me, fatso, as if I ain’t got a fella of my own to concern myself with. It’s not as if he’s anything much to look at, I…
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Pesky paps (5)
Excellent day for a SSSH to work on his surveillance skills, Bink thought. First, equipment maintenance. Making sure the camouflage stays in good nick. Cleanliness is of the upmost importance. What was that? Something moved at seven o’clock. Morning or night, he could not distinguish, but definitely seven o’clock. Damn. A pap. The worst way…
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Pesky paps (4)
How very inconvenient. Marmalade knew the game was up: it had taken the paps a week to track him down on holiday, and now the peace and quiet were over. So much for exclusivity… He would have to talk to his housekeeper about her poor judgement in holiday resorts when she returned from her trip…
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Pesky paps (3)
Oi! Wotcha lookin’ at. I’m trying to dig for victory here. What’s so fascinating about that? Go on, off wiff ya. Leave a geezer to his diggin’. ORRITE?!
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Pesky paps (2)
What do you want? Mind your own business. Call that a camera anyway? Pah. Amateur
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Pesky paps
Ooh, there’s just no getting away from the paps today. How does my mane look? Ooooh, wish I’d had that blow dry this morning after all…
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Letters to the Editor
Dear Editor, I commend the efforts of your investigative journalists, Marmalade and Coffee. Their achievements in the fast-moving digging industry are an example to all. I have always known that digging in the rain beats singing in the rain hands-down. It is wonderful to see this fascinating profession highlighted in such an admirable way. Should…
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