How very inconvenient. Marmalade knew the game was up: it had taken the paps a week to track him down on holiday, and now the peace and quiet were over. So much for exclusivity… He would have to talk to his housekeeper about her poor judgement in holiday resorts when she returned from her trip to buy carrots in Argentina.
Marmalade would like to frolic with the young lady in peace, please… Put that camera away.
Really. How very rude, all this!
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