The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Moving in
Orrite darlin’, hutch smells nice like, jus’ as I remember. Lemme go on a reccy fer a bit, yeah? Say, me luv’ly, wotcher doin’ down dere eh? Yer sittin’ on da stairs me duck Is kinda impractical sittin’ like tha’, if a bun wan’ed ter squeeze past on ‘is way to remodel da poo-poo tray,…
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Fox present
Incontinent Oxfordshire fox strikes again
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Cloaking Device
Ah, finally, my new Cloaking Device has been delivered. About time too, the mud season is way behind us, and I have been rumbled on more occasions than I care to remember. That’s the problem with living on Earth, delivery times from Bunnifrey are simply outrageous. Now, let’s check out the facilities. Hmm. Pretty sure…
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Reconcilliation
From our reporter – It is confirmed, the rumours are all true: Katrijn has taken Haas back. On the return of Haas and Katrijn, who had simply decided to take a drive in the beautiful Oxfordshire countryside to work through their differences without the ever-present media looking in, the scenes in the country mansion could…
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Poll: Katrijn and Haas
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From our reporter – A sighting has been reported of Haas and Katrijn being taken away in a single carrier to an unknown destination. At a quarter past eight in the evening Haas and Katrijn could be made out clearly together in the same carrier as they left the back garden and were brought into…
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Who, moi?
Fat?
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Also cute
Haas, Haas, Haas, I am sick of hearing the name Haas! Yes, Haas was nearly dead. Yes, Haas is now the Most Expensive Rabbit Who Ever Lived. Yes, Haas is a Teletubby. Yes, Haas did/did not have lipstick in his fur. Yes, Haas is cute. Guess what though… So are we!
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Big Knit
Da sooner dis Big Knit fing is ova, da be’a…
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Teletubby Haas
Wot are you lot lookin’ at? More to da point, wot’s all da laffin’ abaaht? A lesser geezer wud get slitely suspicious like, ‘ceptin’ dis bun ‘ere ain’t nuffink like da suspicious kind. Wot is a Teletubby? Sounds well naff, if ya ‘appen to be askin’ me. Mind tellin’ me wot da joke is?!
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