The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Teletubby Haas
Wot are you lot lookin’ at? More to da point, wot’s all da laffin’ abaaht? A lesser geezer wud get slitely suspicious like, ‘ceptin’ dis bun ‘ere ain’t nuffink like da suspicious kind. Wot is a Teletubby? Sounds well naff, if ya ‘appen to be askin’ me. Mind tellin’ me wot da joke is?!
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Rapprochement
I’m finkin’, she doesn’t ‘ave ter lie down next ter me, right? I mean, she’s lookin’ cool ‘n all but mefinks she does like bein’ around me sumfink, yeah? Wot do yer fink? She loves me still, yeah?
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Immortal Spoon
2007 AD
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She loves me, she loves me not
Much as I’ve become comfy ‘n all in me dog ‘ouse, I do miss me bearded lady, yeah. Don’t get me wrong, orrite, I ain’t complainin’ ’bout da service or nonesuch, but dere’s nuffink quite like me own Katrijn to lick me face an’ scratch me back. Fing is, I can’t make head nor tail…
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Hausfrau
I’m thinking of downsizing. Trying out a few options, really. I’m not sure though, should I go for a single or double summer house? Bit of a small front door, really… Actually, it’s a bit of a squeeze, getting in and out!
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Yawn…
… another day at da coalface of cuteness Yeah orrite, no need ter get yer knickers in a twist! I’ll make an effort cor blimey, fans… Be’a, yeah?
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Odd…
Something seems oddly out of place. Can’t quite put my finger on it though. I’m sure it’s nothing…
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Allons enfants de la patrie…
Just as soon as I’m done chilling we’ll storm the Bastille or something!
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Gimme Giant Grass
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I told you so
If you foul on the pitch it’ll cost you the title. Boys… Will they ever, ever learn?!
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