The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Ah lost me iFone in da garden
‘trijn me lovely wife, ‘aven’ seen me iFone in days. Gizza ‘and findin’ it wouldya me sweetpea? Ah remember takin’ a call from Ed Milliband on Fursday rite afta we go’ back from da vet. We was playin’ on da box, rite abou’ ‘ere. An’ ‘ere. An’ ‘ere… An’ ‘ere fer a bi’ as well.…
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Snow chase
This one’s for our fans! Yes, we do let our mane down sometimes…
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Psst, Delores!
Delores… Pssst, Delores! Over here! They’re looking for snowploughs at Heathrow Airport. You coming??
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Delores investigates
Bink says this stuff is good for digging. Now, that is of course music to my ears! Very light indeed – much better than the heavy, hard Thames Valley clay we have here. Fluvial deposits dating back to Palaeocene times can be rather hard on the joints, something of a consideration for a ladybun d’un…
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Bink takes a delivery for Flint
Now then, I know that the postal service is suffering because of this snow that everyone is talking about, but does that mean they should deliver Flint’s annual Cloaking Anti Matter supply to our garden instead? Anyway, let’s see what he likes so much about it. Hmm. Very different consistency from my own preferred Anti…
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Snug
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Pap deflector
Ooooh, look Haas! Our new pap-deflectors from Bunnifrey have finally arrived. Pretty powerful stuff! No more flash photography. Just fuzzy pictures from now on, ha! Try selling those to The Sun. Nice side effect – stops that draft from messing up my mane. In fact, it’s nice and cosy in here with that on the…
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Outrageous!
It’s an outrage Bink. Look at us! We barely fit in this thing. What if the paps snap us in this? They are going to think I am fat and we don’t fit in here anymore. So unfair to those of us who are merely big boned or big maned! Oh, wait. I remember now,…
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The day after The Wedding Present
Methinks da wife has a bi’ of a ‘angova from last nite… Bless ‘er beardy mane, she’s positively knackered! ’tis da pogoin’ rite, ya gotta keep it up or ya lose da knack. Bi’ o’ a The Wedding Present fan, is me Katrijn. Ever since da George Best album came out yeah, she been goin’…
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Frozen Playground
Cor blimey Katrijn, look a’ tha’ garden yea, it ain’t ‘alf pre”y in this weafa!
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