Now then, I know that the postal service is suffering because of this snow that everyone is talking about, but does that mean they should deliver Flint’s annual Cloaking Anti Matter supply to our garden instead?
Anyway, let’s see what he likes so much about it.
Hmm. Very different consistency from my own preferred Anti Matter! Soft, a bit crunchy. Cold! Sticks to your fur. Not sure about that. And… errr… is it wet? Oh no, I prefer mine dry. Great digging properties though, virtually weightless. All in all, not bad a choice I must say. Flint does know his stuff, that much is obvious.
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