It’s an outrage Bink. Look at us! We barely fit in this thing. What if the paps snap us in this? They are going to think I am fat and we don’t fit in here anymore. So unfair to those of us who are merely big boned or big maned!
Oh, wait. I remember now, it’s an act of solidarity with all those people whose subsidised transport is being cut to make savings. Max told us we should stand shoulder to ankle with those affected, and who do not have our celebrity status to highlight issues that should be front page news everywhere.
Damn right we do not have a Jag following behind with our diamond-encrusted carrier.
Just as well we’re seeing the vet today. I’m getting forgetful at times.
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