The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Obituary: Haas
Haas, Bunstructioneer extraordinaire best known for his tunnelling prowess and astute political commentary, died suddenly at the age of 11 earlier this month. As a youngster, Haas fell in with the wrong crowd in Banbury, Oxfordshire, a national hotspot for lagomorph delinquency with worryingly high reoffending rates that continue to spiral out of control under…
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Goodbye, dear Haas
Haas 2007 – 2nd May 2018
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Mrs May gives up
Good afternoon, Professor Katrijn’s Bunstructive-Developmental Clinic for the Democratically Deluded, Politically Preposterous and Celebritially Challenged, how may I direct your call? … I am afraid Dr Katrijn is in an emergency call with another client right now, may I ask her to ring you as soon as she is free? … I see- … Unfortunately I…
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A brief interruption
Like Hillary Clinton, I stick to a rigorous nap schedule in order to preserve my grande dame fabulousness. However, when duty calls I will graciously rise to the occasion. Quite literally. Snorgles, dahlings.
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Meanwhile, in Amsterdam…
Orrite, Cousin Haas? Look at this lawn, yeah, it’s the good stuff. We like it a lot. Plenty of space to boss peeps around and such, bit of hanging around commenting on best and worst dressed, sloppiest bicycling or award for carrying the most kids/shopping bags/beer crates on a single bike being ridden, that sort…
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A serene spring scene
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#WheresWaiter
He’s done a runner again, hasn’t he? No waiter since Sunday. Yeah. Looks like i’, mah pe’al. Who abducted him this time?
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RANSOM NOTE
PE’AL! Ah bun can” even ‘ave a quiet’ poo dese days wifaht a dellivvery yeah Look a’ i’, if i’ ain” a ransom no’e fer da wai’er Oooh, about time I should think. What do they say? WHAT? Seriously? A waiter doing science, never mind hardcore? Outrageous. He can’t even serve a carrot in the…
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silence
anything? noffin’, mah pe’al. should we be worried? only if we sen’ David Davis ter negoterra’e. No ransom demand, nothing at all? jus’ an email ‘e snuck out ter say ‘e is being’ trea’ed well. ooooH Haas… will we see our waiter ever again?! aww pe’al, ‘sok, ‘ere,…
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Japanese spies
Oooh, what is this? Hmmm… Let’s have a look Clicketiclick et voilà. What have we here? Huh… Umm, it can’t be… Noooo…? Haas! Increased activity from Japan. Stats don’t lie – look, this is suspicious! Wot?? How? Where? Here – look. It’s coming from their synchrotron facility, see? Massive peak. Dangerous things those, I don’t…
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