A shocking discovery was made when innocently flicking through holiday snaps taken by our staff. Waiter was photographed while snorgling…
A word of warning
So. We have had an unauthorised absence involving not one, but both of our members of staff in recent weeks.…
Regarding immigrants
Much has been said about immigrants in the last months. We have a strong view on the subject of immigrants,…
Wotcher
Too busy ter talk, orrite We ‘ave stuff goin’ down ‘ere like yer wouldn” believe La’ers
Letter to 2016
Dear 2016, What is going on with you? It’s only July and we’re bloody exhausted. What are you up to,…
The fur is flying
Look how I resemble David Cameron’s cabinet. The fur is flying, the teeth and claws are out. Discarded secretaries of state and…
No-one home
Overheard at brekkers
Katrijn mah pe’al. Yes, Haas? Ah finks da Brexi’ Paranoia medicashiun ahr waitress is takin’ is workin’, like. Really? How so?…
Brexit hangover
Haas, why is brekkers late? Waitress has a Brexit hangover, pe’al. What, that new Olympic sport that Nigel Farage won…
I don’t understand
You humans are complicated. Why do you do the things you do to each other? Sometimes I am speechless. When…
