Sometime last year we decided to leave that public vomitorium, Twitter, X (the international symbol for toxic masculinity for those in the know) or whatever it is called this week, in order to enhance the more fluffy corners of tinterwebs with our benign presence.
Tired of the conspiracies, the misinformation, the bullying by people with nothing better to do than try to make their own insignificance disappear by making strangers feel bad from the safety of anonymity, we decided that what the world needs is fluffy buns being fluffy buns.
Yes peeps, we are down with the kids even though in hoomin years Obelix and I are now firmly middle aged. We even have an InstaTok account these days! We’ll let you guess our handle, ha.
Without further ado, some of our Tikstagram hits – easily getting 27 views each!! – are below.
Many snorgles to you from all of us. Our mission is to fluff up your day with ruthless affection. You’ll just have to grin and bear it!
Spill your beans here – you know you want to!