Obituary: Haas

Haas, Bunstructioneer extraordinaire best known for his tunnelling prowess and astute political commentary, died suddenly at the age of 11…

Katrijn the lionhead rabbit reclines in the garden

Mrs May gives up

Good afternoon, Professor Katrijn’s Bunstructive-Developmental Clinic for the Democratically Deluded, Politically Preposterous and Celebritially Challenged, how may I direct your call?…

Katrijn the Lionhead rabbit reclines in a flower bed surrounded by forget-me-nots and dandelions in bloom. In the background a blue garden bench are visible as well as a trellis and plants.

A brief interruption

Like Hillary Clinton, I stick to a rigorous nap schedule in order to preserve my grande dame fabulousness. However, when…

#WheresWaiter

He’s done a runner again, hasn’t he? No waiter since Sunday. Yeah. Looks like i’, mah pe’al. Who abducted him…

RANSOM NOTE

PE’AL! Ah bun can” even ‘ave a quiet’ poo dese days wifaht a dellivvery yeah Look a’ i’, if i’…

silence

anything?   noffin’, mah pe’al.   should we be worried?   only if we sen’ David Davis ter negoterra’e.  …

Japanese spies

Oooh, what is this? Hmmm… Let’s have a look Clicketiclick et voilà. What have we here? Huh… Umm, it can’t…