Katrijn the lionhead rabbit reclines in the garden

Mrs May gives up

Good afternoon, Professor Katrijn’s Bunstructive-Developmental Clinic for the Democratically Deluded, Politically Preposterous and Celebritially Challenged, how may I direct your call?…

Katrijn the Lionhead rabbit reclines in a flower bed surrounded by forget-me-nots and dandelions in bloom. In the background a blue garden bench are visible as well as a trellis and plants.

A brief interruption

Like Hillary Clinton, I stick to a rigorous nap schedule in order to preserve my grande dame fabulousness. However, when…

#WheresWaiter

He’s done a runner again, hasn’t he? No waiter since Sunday. Yeah. Looks like i’, mah pe’al. Who abducted him…

RANSOM NOTE

PE’AL! Ah bun can” even ‘ave a quiet’ poo dese days wifaht a dellivvery yeah Look a’ i’, if i’…

silence

anything?   noffin’, mah pe’al.   should we be worried?   only if we sen’ David Davis ter negoterra’e.  …

Japanese spies

Oooh, what is this? Hmmm… Let’s have a look Clicketiclick et voilà. What have we here? Huh… Umm, it can’t…

Time to get frisky

Spring is comin’ yeah Sunnin’ mahsel’… Chasin’ da wife… Yeayeayea, we’re getting’ a room ORRITE Wot yer all doin’ fer…