Good afternoon, Professor Katrijn’s Bunstructive-Developmental Clinic for the Democratically Deluded, Politically Preposterous and Celebritially Challenged, how may I direct your call?…
A brief interruption
Like Hillary Clinton, I stick to a rigorous nap schedule in order to preserve my grande dame fabulousness. However, when…
Meanwhile, in Amsterdam…
Orrite, Cousin Haas? Look at this lawn, yeah, it’s the good stuff. We like it a lot. Plenty of space…
A serene spring scene
#WheresWaiter
He’s done a runner again, hasn’t he? No waiter since Sunday. Yeah. Looks like i’, mah pe’al. Who abducted him…
RANSOM NOTE
PE’AL! Ah bun can” even ‘ave a quiet’ poo dese days wifaht a dellivvery yeah Look a’ i’, if i’…
silence
anything? noffin’, mah pe’al. should we be worried? only if we sen’ David Davis ter negoterra’e. …
Japanese spies
Oooh, what is this? Hmmm… Let’s have a look Clicketiclick et voilà. What have we here? Huh… Umm, it can’t…
The flexible concept of Kale O’Clock
Right. The lavish 4am brekkers service yesterday was surprising but welcome, even if a little on the early side, and…
Time to get frisky
Spring is comin’ yeah Sunnin’ mahsel’… Chasin’ da wife… Yeayeayea, we’re getting’ a room ORRITE Wot yer all doin’ fer…
