The Bunnington Post

Category: Katrijn

  • Haas makes major archaeological discovery

    ++++++Breaking news++++++ While on his summer dig, Haas has made a major archaeological discovery, thought to date back to prehistoric times. We have an unconfirmed report that police have cordoned off the area to protect the site from paparazzi and tourists while a team from the Ashmolean Museum carries out a forensic excavation. Katrijn was…

  • Rumours of a Bexit are exaggerated

    Mes amis! No, the Bunnington Post isn’t quitting subversive journalism. In fact, me and my friends Haas and Katrijn have been under the impression our waitress was busy publishing our news when she wasn’t. Needless to say we have been horrified to have been misled so, and she is on her final warning. She is…

  • 2014 in pictures

    January February   March   April   May June July   August September October November December   The Bunnington Post Award for Vilest & Most Revolting Politician of the Year 2014 goes to Vladimir Putin Whose name shall henceforth only be spelled in poo-coloured font.   May 2015 bring freedom and justice for man and…

  • Flying in for brekkers

    Nah, we ‘aven” go’ a trampoline. Dose are fer kids, orrite? Mah wife, believe i’ or not, is always fasiunerbly late fer brekkers. No’ dat dis puts me off mah meal or anyfink:

  • Paparazzi Poo

    Da downsize of da NATO summi’, yeah, is da ineviterbel influx of iffy photo journos lookin’ fer a nice slebri’y pap snap ter flog on da side. Ah can” even ‘ave a poo in peace a’ da momen’ wifou’ bein’ snapped Look a’ da disgus’ on mah Katrijn’s fluffy face nuff said snarf

  • Not in front of the heavies

    Pe’al. Come to Haas. Haas… No, not now. Go away, please Awww, you look so fluffy an’ sof’. Ah jus’ wan’ ter cuddle. Jus’ one li”le cuddle. You know you want i’ hey-hey-hey Haas! This isn’t some seedy music video by a 15 second has-been. Bugger off. OFF, Haas! Look at that – have you…

  • Putin’s heavies come calling

    [Waitress] Haas? … Haas! [Katrijn] He’s busy. What is it? [Waitress] There’s some security staff at the door asking for Haas. They sound a bit Russian. […] [Waitress] Haas! [Katrijn] He says, put them in the shed with the other ones.

  • Putin’s Poroshenko problem

    ORRITE, Puters? […] Yeah, Ahll ‘ave ter keep i’ shor’ Vlad, on accoun’ of da wife no’ likin’ me talkin’ ter you ma’e. […] Nah, i’s’s no’ abaht us goin’ thru our bi-curious phase togevva an’ she da jealous type. I”s da fact dat you are a Russian dicta’or wot makes ‘er umconfor’able.  Yeah? An’…

  • Katrijn versus the storm

    ring-ring… ring-ring… Man’s voice Storms-R-Us, this is your friendly local Weather God speaking, my name is Bob Thunder, how may I help you today? Katrijn Bob. Bob Katrijn, is that you? Katrijn Bob. Bob Katrijn, please speak up, there is a lot of background noise. Katrijn BOB. I have a category 3 thunderstorm here that…

  • Spring is in the air