Not in front of the heavies

Pe’al. Come to Haas.

Haas… No, not now. Go away, please

Awww, you look so fluffy an’ sof’. Ah jus’ wan’ ter cuddle. Jus’ one li”le cuddle.

You know you want i’



Haas! This isn’t some seedy music video by a 15 second has-been.

Bugger off.


OFF, Haas!

Look at that – have you forgotten that we’re still babysittingg Putin’s heavies? There’s one right over there, enjoying the spectacle


Ah’ve lost mah mojo. Fanks pe’al.


We really must box these mini-Putins up and send them back to where they came from, darling…

It’s ruining our marriage.

Spill your beans here - you know you want to!

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