Pe’al. Come to Haas.
Haas… No, not now. Go away, please
Awww, you look so fluffy an’ sof’. Ah jus’ wan’ ter cuddle. Jus’ one li”le cuddle.
You know you want i’
hey-hey-hey
Haas! This isn’t some seedy music video by a 15 second has-been.
Bugger off.
OFF, Haas!
Look at that – have you forgotten that we’re still babysittingg Putin’s heavies? There’s one right over there, enjoying the spectacle
Ugh!
Ah’ve lost mah mojo. Fanks pe’al.
We really must box these mini-Putins up and send them back to where they came from, darling…
It’s ruining our marriage.
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