The Bunnington Post

Category: Katrijn

  • Never mind Strictly…

    … ever so 2010. We’re completely over that now, we’ve had quite enough of the swirling and the sequins, thank you. Synchronised hopping is going to conquer the world in the Year of the Rabbit. We’re going for the Synkroniseret Kaninhop Guldmedalje at the Danish Kaninhop Championship in Horsens this year. We find that the…

  • Ripple bottom

    Mwaaaaaaaaaaaahhmmmwmmmmm sniff smk hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmooohhhhh… Aren’t spring greens ripple bottomly delicious in the morning??

  • David and the crybaby

    Katrijn? Katrijn me pe’al, Dave’s on da blowa fer ya. Ah finks he needs a long ear fer a li”le cry dahn da fone sounds like. … David? Hello David, how are you? Yes, never mind Haas. […] Yes, I’ve seen the headlines too… […] Uh-huh, yes… […] Well, people are expecting a lot from…

  • New Year’s revolutions

    The Bunnington Post: 2011 is the Year of the Rabbit. How will your influence be felt this year? Haas: Ah predict da Prime Minista is goin’ ter grow long ears ter increase ‘is poli’ical cre’ibili’y. 1 up an ‘ 1 down ear. Dat’s ‘ow Ahm goin’ ter revolutionise poli’ics in 2011. Katrijn: And a beard.…

  • Glasnost

    Ooh, I don’t like this sloppy stuff one bit. Nonono, all this wetness makes my mane all frizzy! Not a good thing, not a good thing, not a good thing… Take me back to my mansion immediately! How cruel to make me wait in the sludge until the maid service has finished refurbishing my suite.…

  • NO Tupperware!

    How often do I have to tell that thick waitress not to serve my snacks from a Tupperware container. It’s common. Even Liz II has them on her breakfast table these days, shudder! Give it here and we shall see an end to that chavvy practise right here, right now.

  • 2011 style advice

    And now for that great journalistic December tradition: predictions for the new year. Being conscious of my responsibilities as an international style icon, I am only too pleased to share some of my genius with my faithful followers. 1. Fancy footwork UGGs are so 2007 – hello, where you you been?! If you are still…

  • Ah lost me iFone in da garden

    ‘trijn me lovely wife, ‘aven’ seen me iFone in days. Gizza ‘and findin’ it wouldya me sweetpea? Ah remember takin’ a call from Ed Milliband on Fursday rite afta we go’ back from da vet. We was playin’ on da box, rite abou’ ‘ere. An’ ‘ere. An’ ‘ere… An’ ‘ere fer a bi’ as well.…

  • Snow chase

    This one’s for our fans! Yes, we do let our mane down sometimes…

  • Pap deflector

    Ooooh, look Haas! Our new pap-deflectors from Bunnifrey have finally arrived. Pretty powerful stuff! No more flash photography. Just fuzzy pictures from now on, ha! Try selling those to The Sun. Nice side effect – stops that draft from messing up my mane. In fact, it’s nice and cosy in here with that on the…