The Bunnington Post

Category: Katrijn

  • Upheaval

    HAAS! Look what they’ve done to our beautiful garden! Ah know… Ah can’t bear ter wotch it mesel’… Look at da state of da place! Ah blame da badly dressed Tory rabble pers’nally, ‘s all goin’ ter da dogs ‘roun’ ‘ere!

  • Chatter

    …honestly Katrijn, I marched right out again and I said to Flops, if they give me such bad service at Costa I am just going to go to Starbucks, I said it’s not like Costa coffee grouts are the only kind in the world, you know what I mean? Seersly ‘trijn, the attitude I was…

  • Flopsy’s Spots

    … So what do you put on yours then? Well, coffee grouts work well, you get that deep black you want, plus it’s nourishing for the under coat I have discovered. Oooh, interesting, I might give that a go on my darker ones. I don’t really have black spots, they are more a dark mottled…

  • Katrijn does product testing

    Ooh, Mitzi has sent me a culinary product to test for bunfriendliness. She must be inundated with delicious things to test! I’m going to take my responsibilities very seriously. Where’s my checklist? – appearance: peculiar, but interesting. Haven’t seen one like this before! – smell: very enticing. In fact, it’s driving me nuts! – chewiness:…

  • Apple twigs

    Our Uncle Antony is very into Apple. He’s even lost more iPhones than Haas… Anyway, generous as he is Uncle A saved us some leftover Apple twigs. I guess he’s done tweeting or something!

  • Fluffy McFluffster

    Ooh, interesting! Finally a toy which matches my fluffiness. Or attempted to approach me in the fluff-stakes – how very cute. Don’t they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Yes, I think we agree with this one. Very passable toy indeed. Approved!

  • Vote now: Wet Bun Contest!

    Wettest Bun 2011 Contest. Vote now, because we cannot guarantee there will be enough rain in England to organise another Wet Bun Contest! Contestant 1: Delores Contestant 2: Katrijn Contestant 3: Haas Contestant 4, Bink was disqualified for refusing to get wet during the recent drizzle.

  • Earl Hedge of Hog

    Oooh, I say, Katrijn, you’ll never guess who I saw under the honseysuckle earlier today, looking resplendent in his Vivienne Westwood spiky waistcoat? … Oooh, Delores, let me guess, Vivienne Westwood waistcoat… Spikes… Edgy… Could it be… No, it couldn’t. Or could it? Really? Yes! It was the Earl of Hog! Oh, how marvellous, and…

  • No funny stuff

    Hey, Haas! Look what I pulled through the bars today: it’s Delores’s mini skirt! Good work pe’al! Let’s sen’ ‘er a ransom demand like in da movies like, an’ ge’ ‘er ter ‘and ova some of da clova an’ danderlion from da ovva side of da fence, or da skirt gets chinned an’ weed on…

  • Celebun welfare: housing

    Rabbit Awareness Week reporting by Katrijn The question of logomorph housing remains a hot topic even today. Many contemporary architects remain undereducated in the field of hutch design, as evidenced by shocking examples of sub standard rabbit dwellings still on the market today. Figs. 1-2, substandard rabbit housing Let me tell you what I want,…