The Bunnington Post

Category: Haas

  • Haas finds his iPhone

    So, Ahm in da garden wif da wife yeah, and Ahm finking, dis is jus’ like last win’er wehn Ah lost me iFone, rite. An’ Ahm finkin’, wot if Ah woz ter fin’ mah iFone cos of da snow, cos it really bugs me rite dat Ah’ve spen’ all summer tryin’ ter fin’ i’ agin.…

  • A day out

    Mah ‘trijn needed ter ‘ave a lickle cuollity ahtside time yeah, bein’ traumertised by da vet sayin’ she put on a whole pahnd since last July. 4.45kg he said; neva, mah K’trijn said, an’ perceeded ter fluff up ‘er mane in an effor’ ter intermidate da quack. ‘e jus’ grabbed a needle an’ perceeded ter…

  • A disastrous week

    Dearest darlings! Apologies for the radio silence since last week’s confirmation of Bouffe’s health and disposition. It has been a traumatic few days for us all, but you’ll be pleased to hear we are all alive and well. Saturday: Katrijn was forced to endure blustery winds while playing in the country mansion. The resulting outcome…

  • 2012 style advice

    Yes my dears, by popular demand, here is my slightly belated – apologies darlings! – style advice for 2012. I do wonder if the world of fashion deserves my genius, because despite my best endeavours, I still see scores of UGGly footwear on those dainty feet. When will those lovelies learn that it does not…

  • Haas and the sproutstalk

    Pe’al. Wot ‘arf we ‘ere? Best stay under da crows nest yeah, while Ah investerga’e. Case it ruffles yer mane or somefink! Mah nose. Tells mah… Eddirble, like? Snarf Not inneres’ed, fanks all da same. Ah fink Ah sees sum treats in da grass ova dere!

  • Bunnington Poem

    Inspired by Marieke van Diemen: Poem II (2007)

  • Boxing Day

  • Haas Whassup

  • #n30

    Glad to see our breakfast service has not been affected by the public sector strike. That would have been too high a price to pay for a pension! snarf Move over, Haas…

  • Oi! Leveson

    Boov, Boov, ’nuff abaht Boov, yeah? Boov eats carrot. Boov ‘as da snoozies. Boov gets a cuddle from da wai’er. Leave ‘im alone, paps, ‘e’s only jus’ arrived yeah, ‘e’s not used ter da media scrum camped perremanen’ly ahtside. Off wif ya or Ahm telling me ma’e da Lor’ Justice Leveson. Orrite? Ahm goin’ ter…