Boov, Boov, ’nuff abaht Boov, yeah? Boov eats carrot. Boov ‘as da snoozies. Boov gets a cuddle from da wai’er.
Leave ‘im alone, paps, ‘e’s only jus’ arrived yeah, ‘e’s not used ter da media scrum camped perremanen’ly ahtside.
Off wif ya or Ahm telling me ma’e da Lor’ Justice Leveson. Orrite? Ahm goin’ ter be seein’ ‘im fer a nice chat anyways, go’ dis eally posh lookin’ invite da ovva day…
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