Category: Haas

Haas. Is it cloaking? Is it? Is it? I think I found the on switch. Where’s the manual. Did you read the manual? You didn’t chew the manual did you? And then toss it and tear the pages and throw it down the stairs and drag it around the hutch and falling asleep on it…

He seems restless.  Just settle down dear, and we’ll have a nice snooze. Now what? Oh. He wants a T-Formation instead. That’s fine dear. Eh… Haas! Keeping me from snoozing, all this tossing and turning’s no good…

hnggg… pfffrrrrrrrrr……. hnggghng… pfffffffffrrrrrr Wot? Hhhmm… mmmm… Trijnnnn… Soft

Orrite darlin’, hutch smells nice like, jus’ as I remember. Lemme go on a reccy fer a bit, yeah? Say, me luv’ly, wotcher doin’ down dere eh? Yer sittin’ on da stairs me duck Is kinda impractical sittin’ like tha’, if a bun wan’ed ter squeeze past on ‘is way to remodel da poo-poo tray,…

From our reporter – It is confirmed, the rumours are all true: Katrijn has taken Haas back.  On the return of Haas and Katrijn, who had simply decided to take a drive in the beautiful Oxfordshire countryside to work through their differences without the ever-present media looking in, the scenes in the country mansion could…

From our reporter – A sighting has been reported of Haas and Katrijn being taken away in a single carrier to an unknown destination. At a quarter past eight in the evening Haas and Katrijn could be made out clearly together in the same carrier as they left the back garden and were brought into…