The Bunnington Post

Category: Haas

  • Rapprochement

    I’m finkin’, she doesn’t ‘ave ter lie down next ter me, right?  I mean, she’s lookin’ cool ‘n all but mefinks she does like bein’ around me sumfink, yeah? Wot do yer fink? She loves me still, yeah?

  • She loves me, she loves me not

    Much as I’ve become comfy ‘n all in me dog ‘ouse, I do miss me bearded lady, yeah.  Don’t get me wrong, orrite, I ain’t complainin’ ’bout da service or nonesuch, but dere’s nuffink quite like me own Katrijn to lick me face an’ scratch me back. Fing is, I can’t make head nor tail…

  • Yawn…

    … another day at da coalface of cuteness Yeah orrite, no need ter get yer knickers in a twist!  I’ll make an effort cor blimey, fans… Be’a, yeah?

  • Gimme Giant Grass

  • Breaking the magic barrier

    1504g!

  • Planet Zonk

    Eat … Zonk Eat + Zonk = Convenience Zonk some more.

  • Home

    Yeah, so, I came ‘ome last Friday orrite, and I’m jus’ really pleased ter be back ‘n all, finkin’, all this bun needs is a nice few sprigs of grass an’ da wife. I go into me garden, yeah, and jus’ ‘ave a looky round to see whassup ‘n all, y’know, look at me in’erests,…

  • Harumph

    I’ve officially ‘ad enough, dis bun wants ter go ‘ome. So they took da pink earrin’ off, well, ‘ere’s a bi’ of news: too little, too late. Didn’t mind me frolick in da hospital garden today tho, but that is no-one’s business but me own, orrite? We still wan’ ter go home! OK?

  • Mr Pink

    Blimey! No, fings ain’t da dice an’ play they are supposed ter be. It’s all downright alarming, frankly! I mean, I do dig a bi’ ov fuss, orrite, but dis ain’t quite what I ‘ad in mind. Mind you, I do get lots ov attenshun. I know I’m cute even when emaciated an’ tired, that’s…

  • Gimme Giant Dandelion

    Tell you wot, if me neighbour Delores says I should give da Giant Dandelion a go, I believe ‘er. The ladybun’s got style in my book. Melikes to look me sharpest, orrite.