Category: Frappe and Latte

  • Goodbye, dear Latte

    Goodbye, dear Latte

    Master Zenbun Latte, husband of Frappe and spiritual guide of the Greater London area has died at the weekend after enduring a short illness. Latte, whose age was shrouded in mystery as befitted his station as Celestial Lagomorph Zen Master of the 19th generation, lived a fulfilling life of contemplation and munching. Latte’s favourite pass time was…

  • I bring zen

    I bring zen

    Please adopt me! If you do, I will bring good chi/kudos/mojo* and especially eternal bunny love to you and your family. Maybe your neighbours too. Definitely to your garden, although I am too laid back to dig these days. I would just look very, very good in it. I like sunning myself, and peeking out…

  • Recruiting new staff: Latte and Frappe

    Recruiting new staff: Latte and Frappe

    After several weeks of deliberation, coaching sessions, board meetings and Twitter polling, we have come to the difficult decision to sack our official waiter and waitress. We do not wish to go into specifics but as a precautionary tale to other staff we can share here that snorgle quantity has been an influence in this decision. So. We…

  • The year the music stopped

    The year the music stopped

    According to our diagnostics we spent 53% of the current calendar year being angry. We also spent 7% being happy and the rest of the time we were heartbroken about things. It has truly been the year when the music stopped. Everybody can rattle off names of famous people who didn’t get to see all…

  • A word of warning

    A word of warning

    So. We have had an unauthorised absence involving not one, but both of our members of staff in recent weeks. Although we had the benefit and pleasure of bossing around Frappe and Latte’s staff for near on two weeks, it is the principle that matters. One does not abandon a lagomorph without due consideration for…